It doesn't matter which two teams make it to the Super Bowl. Even if you are a devoted fan, who talks incessantly about the odds of your team making it, you are talking about a 50/50 chance. It's like having a lengthy conversation about flipping a coin. So, instead of talking about the effects of personal injuries on the outcome of the game or some such, please, plan ahead and think about what you're going to EAT.
Here are your options:
- Go out to a sports bar. Downside: you might me stuck standing next to a really drunk Canadian dude in a hockey jersey talking about how much better hockey is than football.
- Go to the supermarket. Good luck impressing your friends with potato chips and pretzels! And don't forget to pick up some of that gross yellow cheese dip, which is so full of chemicals, it makes you glow in the dark.
- Call us and found out about our catering specials. This year, have us deliver the necessities (buffalo wings, potato skins, ribs) or step it up and get grilled chorizo & calamari on a bed of arugula or a tray of vegetable dip. AND we'll give you free beer - Simpler Times Pilzner -which looks much cooler than Bud or Coors. Check it out! or order from our member restaurants at www.takeoutconnection.com
- OR, if you're still human, call 718-894-8888 and talk to a real person who actually eats. Ask for Ollie. Put him in charge of your Super Bowl Party. And relax, for a change! Simpler Times is on us, get it?
